Fat to Phat: The Start

**This article was updated 03/21/18**

As a 41 yo asshole, I cringe at the title of this article, too. ‘Phat’ is not my favorite word, but either is ‘fat’ so I think they compliment themselves perfectly. As you all know, my little world has been shaken up this year. Though, I would like to think I have my shit in order, considering my physical condition is a manifestation of my emotional state. What’s a good term for me to use to describe how I feel I look? Dumpy.

I am officially the 8th Dwarf. Continue reading Fat to Phat: The Start


Is This My Fault?

I’m pretty open with my kids about their bodies. Even though my oldest is 8, We use medical terms – vagina, penis, period – and I don’t hesitate when my kids ask questions about bodies, boys, babies.

Cleaning up this morning, I found some pages ripped out of my 8 yo’s notebook.  Continue reading Is This My Fault?