There’s little I hate more than people who complain about society and then don’t fucking vote.

The problem I have with Colin Kapaernik was not that he was kneeling during the Anthem, but that, when it came time to vote, he OBSTAINED. Who does that? You’re intension was to bring to light all the bullshit and then when it came to you doing something that can actually affect the very situation that you’re protesting, you obstain. OBSTAIN. It wasn’t that he wasn’t allowed to vote – he CHOSE not to vote. That’s like complaining that you’re getting burned at the stove but refusing to use an oven mit.

Don’t be a Colin. Vote. Vote until your little heart is full of joy. Vote. Change life as you know it; as I know it; as our children will know it. Vote. Yeah, you should be paying attention to politics. I know it’s not as fun as watching football or baseball. I know it feels like homework to have to do all the reading. VOTE! This is YOUR future that we are voting on.

As much as the stupid tax cut hurt regular people, as much as the hate and bigotry has created hostility throughout the country; as much as the divide between parties and between people has become this huge, gaping, chasm – If you don’t get out there and vote, then you lose all right to bitch and complain about one little fucking thing. Sales tax? Too bad. You don’t like all the fucked up roads? Suck it up, buttercup. Your rep in the Senate doesn’t vote the way you want? Tough shit. You don’t vote, then you can’t say shit.

Go out and vote today. Just vote. Vote however you feel is right, just vote.



Separation, Birthdays, and Holidays

The last couple months have been whizzing by. I’ve been very distracted with trying to find decent work and saving money for a place of my own. I’m sure my brother is over me sleeping on his sofa … As am I. So, it seems very quickly, holidays and celebrations have come and can’t be put off anymore. I need to get to planning! Separation isn’t awesome. You know what sucks more? Talking about the separation with the person you’re separated from.

Not Actual Communication, More like Hand-signals

To say that my ex and I talk, is a firm, “No.” Like, we were at a party together and he stayed on his side of the house and I stayed on the other with our kids bouncing between the two of us. Like I walked into the house and he was standing right there and I wasn’t even acknowledged. <Sarcasm: It felt great> Anyway, we’ve been able to be ‘civil’ (and I use that term very, very loosely) over the text so that’s helped a bit. It affords me proof of things he says to me so I almost prefer it. Being yelled at over text is not as bad as being yelled at in person. So, there’s that.

I’m a Witch for Halloween

My middle daughter’s birthday is the beginning of November. I didn’t know if he wanted to do the party together or separate. And I didn’t know where he wanted to do it, if it was together. Sounds simple, right. Here I am in the McDonald’s and while we were having a moment of civility via text, I thought it was a good time to get things sorted about Halloween, her birthday, and subsequently, Thanksgiving.

My brother is moving. We are all moving. Not far away but into a bigger place. Though I still don’t get a room, I will have a larger family room to spread out in. However, with the sale of their home and the renovations that need to be completed on the new one, there is only one day to move. Of course, that’s on Halloween.

My ex works construction. He’s been working out of town and at nights lately and doesn’t usually know his schedule until the day before. I don’t want my kids to miss out on trick or treating. He said he had no problem taking the kids trick or treating this year. My first year missing trick or treating with the kids but I got to move. What can you do? So, that’s settled. I mean it sucks because I don’t want to miss out on all their fun, but since it’s out of my control, I’ll just move onto other things.

Happy Birthday?

Now, for my daughter’s birthday. So, while we’re actually communicating and no names are being called, I decided to take advantage of the moment and ask him if he wanted to do her birthday together or separate. Easy, straight to the point. As easy as it sounds, I ended up crying like a baby over my phone with all the kids playing in the playground staring at me. We’ve been separated for about three months officially. Why does this matter? I’ve been on dates and am currently talking to a couple people – NOT DATING – but talking, and they have been supportive and understanding with the situation. But here I am, crying over my phone.

He said it’s fine to do the party together at his house – Where we’re moving, there’s a clubhouse that could be utilized for a party. I don’t know why but I actually felt a little better. No problem.

Be Thankful

Then there’s the big one: Thanksgiving. This is my first Thanksgiving since I’ve been alive that I won’t be with my mom. She’s very content in South Carolina and my auntie is going to visit her and they’re having Thanksgiving together, so that’s good, but it’s not Thanksgiving without my ma and her apple pie, her crazy dogs, and her yelling at my older sister.

Since I don’t talk to my older sister anymore, and with my younger sister living in Hawaii, I don’t want to be all alone on Thanksgiving. Trying to convey that to my ex without sounding all desperate, I’m really crying now. Dripping tears all over my phone, asking my ex what’s the plan for Thanksgiving. He said he didn’t know. I told him I didn’t want to be by myself on Thanksgiving and that I want to cook that day. I don’t know why I’m so emotional about it. I mean, I know why, but I should be able to keep it together. My ex has one of those faces that when you look at him and he’s looking back, he looks right through you. He didn’t reply. I composed myself and just advised him this was what was going to happen. I was going to cook for Thanksgiving. I told him I would let his sisters know (We are always together on Thanksgiving) and that is just it. Still no response. Which is fine. That means he has assimilated the information and we will proceed in that direction.

So, What’s the Big Deal Again?

Being the first time that we actually communicated, not just talk at, but actually communicated, makes things a little nuts in my brain. For the last 3 or so years, I have always been at the defensive position with him. With the end of the conversation, though I’m upset, I’m starting to reclaim the ‘power position’ and not have to worry about him being crazy. I just made the decision and told him that’s what was going to happen. I feel all over the place right now. I feel proud and strong that I was able to adjust him without conflict. I feel devastated that I have to come to terms that we are separate and that the life I thought I was going to have, that we were going to have, is now vapor. That’s a hard pill to swallow. You make plans and you see your future. Then that shatters … And when the dust settles, you’re alone. I feel like this is an acceptance that I needed in order to move forward. I don’t know if I am actually moving forward but I feel like I made a little step and no matter how little, I’m glad I made it, because that means I’m not standing still.

Thank You So Much for Stopping by!

It’s your support that keeps me chasing my passions and writing about it. With your contributions, you’re not only helping me pursue my true self, but 25% of the funds raised are donated to the SurfRider Foundation. It’s the small contributions that will also help fund the next trip to Hawaii as to to start connecting to our future there. Also, if you can, please give me a follow on Twitter or InstagramThank you all again so very much!

The First Date After Separation

My 10 year old came home last week and wanted to know what Tinder was.

“Why do you want to know what Tinder is?” I asked, fearing the answer.

“Dad is talking to a lady on there and I don’t know what that means.”

I think I stopped breathing. Seventeen years and not two months go by, and he’s already looking for some strange. “Are you fucking kidding me??” I didn’t really mean for that to be out loud, but I can’t go back in time so …

My kid looked at me with just horror in her eyes. Not that she’s never heard me use the F bomb before, but because she thought she did something wrong in regards to telling me about Tinder.

“Mom? Are you mad at me? I’m sorry I don’t know what that is.”

First Job is Always Being a Mom

“no, my sweet angel.” Your dad is just an asshole hooker who can’t keep it in his pants for 10 minutes. “This has nothing to do with you. You are wonderful.”

“Then why are you crying?”

Wow. I didn’t even notice I was. The fact of the matter is: I love my ex. I will always love my ex. And even though I’m in a lot of pain right now, aside from all the bullshit and abuse there was, I know that I only have this deep pain because the love I had, and have, for him is real and deep. There are people who can go their whole life without being truly in love with another human being. I am honored to say  that I was lucky enough to experience it. That being said, I’ll be damned if he’s going to go out on Tinder fucking everything with a heartbeat while I stay at home, crying and watching sad movies.

The Decision was Made

I have a friend of mine that I’ve known for probably almost 20 years. He’s a nice guy, a little younger than me, and we are pretty open with each other. He had helped my move my ma (and myself) and gave 10000% for it, and we agreed that we would go out  together for an evening. Honestly, i had been putting it off because 1. he’s my friend and since I don’t have many friends, i didn’t want to fuck up a friendship and 2. we’ve always been friends. We’ve never explored the possibility of being more than friends and so it was just unchartered territory for me. Rebound or not, it was a risk to our friendship.

The whole Tinder thing put me over the top. I called my friend, said, “Let’s go out.” He was like, “Cool.” and that was that. The date was for Friday night.

I Can Hold My Own

Friday comes and I suddenly find myself nervous. Frankly, I was freaking out. Looking back, i don’t know why. I’ve gone out with him a hundred times. We always had fun,. Usually argued about little shit. And that was that. But he’s always been kind to me and generous. Those are two qualities that men should have.

I went through my entire wardrobe and came up empty-handed. Except for my 4″ too short Wonder Woman jogging pants, there wasn’t anything that fit. My SIL was so nice to let me raid her closet but there was nothing in there for me. She had set me up with like 3 pairs of jeans … I couldn’t get any over my ass.

Break up weight sits in the hips, just FYI.

It took me like forever to find something to wear, but I finally found it. Jeans, shiny blouse, leopard shoes, and my vintage hair rolls. I have an hourglass figure, just all the sand is at the bottom. Curves and all, I can hold my own. I was pretty happy about how the whole look came together. It had a great retro feel to it.

However, I was the first one to faux pas that night. I let him know that I was running a bit late and to come around 730 instead of 700 pm. Ugh. I HATE being late. I didn’t realize exactly how fat I had become … So of course finding something to wear wasn’t about aesthetic, it was a wrestling match with my self-esteem.

So, 730 came and went. Then i get a text at just about 8pm, announcing that he was outside waiting for me. I look at my SIL and she looks at me and says, “Why doesn’t he come to the door like a normal person?” That was a very good question. So I text him, “Why don’t you come to the door like a normal person?”

A few moments later, I heard a knock at the door. And here we go.

In the (Awkward) Beginning…

My SIL says when she answered the door, he seemed nervous. I have no idea why he would be nervous, we’ve gone out a hundred times before. He didn’t seem nervous to me. Maybe my SIL was just trying to make me feel better. We said adios to my SIL and went to the car where he opened my door for me. He had just bought a new car so he was showing me all the bells and whistles. It’s a nice car. Cars don’t really impress me on a romantic level, but I was so happy that my friend got a new car. He had been working really hard the last few years dealing with shit; he deserves a new car.

I don’t know why, but i found myself staring out the window, almost in silent reflection. I never thought that I would ever be in another man’s car on a date. I thought my ex was going to be the last person I ever date. To be out with someone else felt very strange. Once I was aware of it, i really tried my damnedest to not let it leak out into our evening. We’ll get to that a little later.

The Venue

We went to this bar that he picked out with the intention of me enjoying myself. It was really right up my alley. It was this two-story bar with a bowling alley, video games, jenga, foosball, and lots of people. It was exactly what I needed. A night out with adults, socializing and being fabulous. We get upstairs, walk around quick to see what’s what, and then sat at the bar. The place was packed but we were kind of in a corner by the bathrooms. Not the most ideal place but it was okay.

Our bartender, God I wish i knew his name, was BRILLIANT. I think he’s my new best friend. My friend doesn’t drink … which i didn’t know. If i had, i wouldn’t have suggested hitting a bar. So he sat there sipping water while i put back my Guinness. I don’t drink every day, or even every month, but I can hold my own. I put back three Guinness and then several comped shots of whiskey, and then there was a man at the other end of the bar that had bought me a drink. I was fine. It was just so nice to get out and talk to people.

With all the new socializing, the nice people, the booze, and shit, i still found myself in the ladies’ room, crying. I’m not sure why. Then I would clean myself up, reapply make-up, and go back out to the bar as if everything was fine. I’m sure my friend thinks I have a bladder issue or something. LOL I was in there often. When you think your life is going to go one way, even if it’s a shitty way, when that way – that dependability – is gone, it totally brain-fucks you.

We had nice conversation while at the bar. He did insist on playing his video game so he wouldn’t lose his energy or something, but it was while I was in the bathroom crying so you can’t really hate on that. We have a difference in opinion regarding the homeless population and what we can create if people are treated with dignity instead of contempt. That conversation took up a little time. I’m not sure why, but he wanted to know what Alcohol does to me, so that he would know how to react. I’m an Amazon Princess. Alcohol does nothing to me. I am a rock. Except vodka. Seriously, fuck vodka.

He did pull out my chair for me, which was very polite. I had cut my finger on my beer can (I’ll give you the reason for that later) and he was kind enough to give me a napkin to stop the bleeding. It was me versus the can and I won. That’s all that matters. But between crying in the bathroom and faking friends in the bar, i was getting emotionally drained.

Dinner Time

Around midnight we decided to leave and go grab some dinner. We walked around the area for a bit, looking for a restaurant, only to find, on a Friday night, nothing was open passed 12 am. So, it was off to Denny’s.

I like Denny’s. Always have. There’s nothing better than French Toast and a diet Coke at 1 am. I was getting a little tired but we were still hanging out. The service was great and the food was lovely. I got the impression that he wasn’t too into Denny’s that night. I don’t know why. I loved it.

I told him that I decided I’m going to get my first tattoo. Through the course of talking about it, i had mentioned that I don’t have any tattoos. I’m a piercer. I have my ears pierced 3 on each, i’ve had my boobs done, my hands done, and my clit. Well, that was all he could talk about for a minute. Sometimes, i regret having the mouth I have. I don’t really have the gating mechanism to stop me from saying things. It all just kind of falls out. I should’ve known clit piercings were probably not the best topic for a first date but, again, my brain wasn’t there to stop me.

That’s a Wrap, Folks!

I really was tired at that point. I think he tried to hold my hands but I shut that down. I really appreciated going out, and i really needed the social break. I knew that no matter what happened during our evening out, our friendship wasn’t going to be damaged.

He took me home and walked me to the door. He gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. As I walked into the house, i can remember feeling so defeated. I felt like i failed in some way because I wasn’t able to leave the past in the past. I wasn’t able to really enjoy a night out. But that’s when I got my epiphany. I’m hurting this bad because I loved that deeply. And no matter what my ex might be doing, I’m not going to let that cheapen the fact that I trusted someone and loved someone enough to let them into my life, my heart, and my soul. And the more I think about it, the more i wouldn’t change that for anything.

Yeah, I’m a broken little pile of mess, surrounded by kids, and getting shit on from every which way. But I am so strong to be able to have risked that heartbreak, that pain, that type of betrayal. I can honestly say that I loved my ex with every fiber of my being and I will never be ashamed of that. It’s going to take me a long time to recover from those wounds and from the last 17 years. And I have to come to terms with the fact that the person I fell in love with is gone, and now this mean, abusive man has taken his place.

I don’t know how things are going to unfold. I don’t know how to heal faster or better. I do promise you this: I will let you all know what I’m doing and maybe what I’m doing can help you too. But know that if you’re going through a divorce, a separation, a break-up or whatever, You’re not alone. I’m going to try to be as honest as I can on here to show you that you’re not alone. I’m going through it with you. It may not be the coolest thing, but this is the Divorce Club. You shouldn’t go through this alone. Here, you will always have someone to bitch with, cry with, and plot fictional revenge with.

Thank You So Much for Stopping by!

It’s your support that keeps me chasing my passions and writing about it. With your contributions, you’re not only helping me pursue my true self, but 25% of the funds raised are donated to the SurfRider Foundation. It’s the small contributions that will also help fund the next trip to Hawaii as to to start connecting to our future there. Also, if you can, please give me a follow on Twitter or InstagramThank you all again so very much!

It Happened: I’m Homeless

Things have been shit for a while, right? Though we were coping the best way we could, it’s been torture. Being in the same house with the person you’ve been in love with for 17 years, the father of your children, and the center of your world… Well, the world ended. Continue reading It Happened: I’m Homeless